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Post by ollieahhhh on Nov 9, 2015 16:54:23 GMT
One day james was sitting at his desk complaining about his shitty internet over skype when his interner went out-again. James decided to check up his family. He went into his sisters room she was stealing all of the internet which is why it went out. James saw a butter knife next to some toast. "You gonna cut yourself?" Asked james blanky. James' dad was behind james and slapped james. James' face really hurt so he fucked off. He walked to his boiler and tapped the door three times. A keypad appeared and james typed in the password 6969. james was sooo mature. stairs formed and james climed down them. He walked into a carbon grey hallway with fish tanks on the side. James casually strolled down the hallway until he reached another door. James had to cum into a machine to recognise it was james. James thought about the grandma in the who let the cat in video. He cummed into the machine. "Autism detected in this cum" said a robotic voice "access granted." James waited for the door to open. After it did, james walked into a grey room with ceiling mounted lights and a glass case which held james' prized possesions the everlasting bowl of holy apricots and the limited edition hentai magazine made by harvey berry only one copy with the special cover was made. James opened the glass box and took out a apricot. James felt a cold sensation pass down his spine. A hooded figure was standing behind him. Whoever it was whispered "Im not a ICE guy and I will BONK you with my destiny knowledge" the hooded figure pushed james over and dropped the weapon they used. It was charlie's spoon. The figure picked up the apricots and the bowl and hentai and ran off. James was determined to find out who did this and get his stuff back
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Post by Fobwhiskey on Nov 9, 2015 17:19:25 GMT
His mind, body and soul full of not only autism but adrenaline, James burst out the door in search of the hooded figure, but his road was so steep that he abruptly fell over and rolled into the car park of the neighboring Morrison's. James got up and checked his pocket. 37 pence, a pint of scrumpy, Charlie's spoon and a Polaroid of Brian Blessed.
Looked like he would have to steal a trolley.
James got out the spoon and slammed away at the lock on shopping cart. After a painful 3 hours, he managed to remove it. Unfortunately, it had taken so long to remove that the store had already closed. He turned around in search of a new plan, but instead he found a crumpled piece of paper. He picked it up and opened it, only to find it was a page torn from the Harvey Berry Limited Edition Hentai Magazine he prized so much. He noticed that at the bottom of the page, someone had lazily scrawled "Take my yarn and go!" in a bright red ink. He turned back around, only to be greeted by the hooded figure once more. They stood on the opposite side of the car park, and James ran with all his might. This didn't help much however, as a man on a Segway drove past him with ease, giving him the finger all the while. When James finally reached the figure, they were just about to run. James had to know who it was, he was almost positive it was Sebbuchan, it just seemed so obvious.
Maybe too obvious?
James whipped out Charlie's spoon and threw it at the figure, miraculously knocking the hood off. James couldn't believe his eves. It was...
The grandma from the Who Let The Cat In Video!
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Post by Nugget on Nov 9, 2015 17:22:13 GMT
OMG DAT PLOT TWIST PLZ NEED MORE VERY GOOD 9/11
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Post by KEK on Nov 9, 2015 18:38:15 GMT
why is me now hard afdah tis?
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mary
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Post by mary on Jul 30, 2019 0:30:52 GMT
Very strange information.
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Post by maksimka on Aug 17, 2019 15:43:28 GMT
this is exactly I honestly don't understand what the point of this story
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zahar
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Post by zahar on Sept 17, 2019 20:57:27 GMT
Role-playing games are inextricably linked with the role-playing community, as well as with historical reconstructions (reenactors are the most related subculture to role-players, many people enter both movements at the same time), historical fencing, archery and crossbow, culture of bards and minstrels, historical dance, ballroom culture, cosplay, airsoft.
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james
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Post by james on Nov 7, 2019 19:03:26 GMT
When interacting with people, remember the rules of the three "H": - You did not create them like that, - You do not judge them, - You do not have to remake them ...
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